"The Chaos" is a poem which demonstrates the irregularity of English spelling and pronunciation, written by Dutch writer, traveler and teacher Gerard Nolst Trenité (1870-1946),...
Technically there's no correct way of reading this, since accents can alter the sound of words and syllabic emphasis. You'll notice that food/would, cough/enough and...
www.wyrdplay.org/chaos-poem.html Dearest creature in creation, Study English pronunciation. I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse. I will keep...
The version I found is apparently not the author's final version. For that, go here - www.spellingsociety.org This is what I read: Dearest creature in...
A popular poem by a Dutchman G. Nolst Trenite presenting numerous absurdities of the English letter-to-sound correspondence. The version presented here is a relatively short...
